1. "The Bomb" that fell on Pearl Harbor2. "The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."3. 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,9884. Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket5. Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!6. Another Senior Moment7. ATMs Cause Unemployment8. Blames Hugo Chavez's Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.9. Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball10. Botched Toast ~ Babbles over "God Save The Queen"
