Now, there are people who say Obama has done an awful job. They go on and on about how he has no idea what he's doing in the Middle East and cite all these statistics that show how bad the economy is, and it's all rather dreary and depressing. No one needs that. Plus the suggestion that Obama has done a bad job as president is ludicrous. Quick question: Have you ever seen anyone go up to Obama and say, "I would like a dozen tulips"? No, of course not. No one thinks he's a florist. It's clear from the job he's doing that he's the president. So how bad a job could he be doing as president if it's so easily recognizable that he is the president? Logic, people.

And the guy has done absolutely everything he's promised… that's mattered. Like remember how he said he was going to pass a big stimulus and keep unemployment from being 8%? Well, he passed his stimulus, and now unemployment… is not 8%. It's an entirely different number than that. If you really didn't want 8% unemployment, well guess what: You're not dealing with that level of unemployment. Promise kept. And look at all the work he did for it: He spent $666 billion to bypass 8% unemployment. Could you spend that much money? No way. If I sat you down in front of a computer, logged you in to Amazon, and said, "Spend $666 billion," it would be futile. You'd be clicking "Buy Now" until your mouse broke. But Obama did it; the man's got hustle.