"Jay Carney once criticized President Bush for going on vacation. Maybe he didn't know that when Bush went to Crawford, they actually had, down in Crawford, these newfangled devices called telephones, and computers, and other things to keep the President informed."

"One of the big arguments the left will throw against Rick Perry is that he's a former Democrat. My dear, dear friends, there are no more beautiful words in the English language than 'he was a FORMER Democrat'. I love them. It means they've seen the light."