"Keith Olbermann - now on Al Gore's Current TV - saw his show's ratings drop 30% in one week. Since he probably only has one viewer, I assume this means the poor guy had a leg amputated."

"There's a rumor that MSNBC is considering replacing Keith Olbermann with Alec Baldwin. Guess that means they must've already been turned down by Hugo Chavez and Cindy Sheehan."

"The suggestion is that the Olbermann Show was somehow a news show. It was not a news show any more than this is a news show, although news is mentioned. It's an opinion show."